Cougar Microbes are marching in like army ants…

This is where I alienate half my readers by writing about my second biggest love, football. The new season is about to begin in all the major European leagues (if it hasn’t already begun) and its looking like exciting times; unless you are an AC Milan supporter that is. Back in January I wrote a thinly veiled attack on Manchester City‘s hostile transfer policy. Sadly in that post I correctly prophesied the inevitability that Kaka would move to Real Madrid.

Turns out all the money in the world CAN buy you prestige.

TRACKS:

Beethoven’s Fifth Gold Digger (Kanye West vs. Beethoven vs. Walter Murphy)

Gold Mahna Mahna (Kanye West Vs. The Muppets)

Football lives to see another day. For a while I thought Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite better known as the legendary Kakà was going to succumb to the charms of the petrol-dollars and become the World’s most expensive player but something happened behind the scenes that changed all that. Only one man is mad enough (and a big enough megalomaniac) to refuse an offer of 110 million and that is Silvio Berlusconi.  I’m not sure we’ve heard the last of this and he will probably head to Madrid in the summer (so i can always use the post i typed out in frustration) but for now I want to scream FORZA MILAN, FORZA RICKY!